A is for Archi, an open source tool
B is for Business, in which you must school
C is for Cartel, that threatened to sue
While D is for Downloads, that so many accrue.
E is for Enterprise, that grows and it grows
F is for Function, that each person knows
G is for Gerben who wrote a great book
And H is for Holland from where this all took.
I is for Imagine, Ideas and Inspire
J is for J-B who kindles that fire
K is for KISS, a concept to aspire
While L is for Licence, that’s sometimes a mire.
M is for Meetings, so many a waste
N is for Network, in which we are placed
O is for Open, though closed it may seem
And P is for Phillipus who brought you this dream.
Q is for Quality, that’s something we’ve got
R is for Rocketry, a science it’s not
S is for Simplicity, and as easy as pie
While T is for Thought Leader, who tells you a lie.
U is for Users, of which there are many
V is for Value, worth more than a penny
W is for Work, that makes us all dumber
And X is for X, that mysterious number.
As Y is for Yield, the money you make
So Z is for Zero, the profit I take.
